crookedindifference:

There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, “Morning, boys, how’s the water?” And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, “What the hell is…

after getting home from another 14hr day of blood, pus, shit, incisions, cautery, sutures, ventilators, X-rays, and dealing with the bang-head-on-wall frustrations of a nearly completely broken health system that supposedly serves our country’s most deserving…

… this is water, this is water.

realized today how weird my life has gotten this year. I was describing to my dad why I need new OR shoes for the hospital that have some kind of glossy coating - ie, so that all kinds of body fluids spilling off the table in the operating room don’t get absorbed into said footwear…

I think I need to go to a place like this to refresh my brain.

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ilovecharts:

via nick shindell

whatshouldwecallme:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Moderator: “So you spoke about the dangers of contraception. Can you talk about why contraceptives are dangerous?”

Santorum: “What we are seeing is a problem in our culture with respect to children being raised by children, children being raised out of wedlock, and the economic impact and the impact on society.”

PRO TIP, BRO: BABIES HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON’T USE CONTRACEPTION, NOT WHEN YOU DO.

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(Source: photoproblem, via crookedindifference)

had dream that i wanted a snack but my jar of JIF peanut butter was empty. Woke up shivering.

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that moment when your reminder goes off to do floorwork in the hospital (“replete lytes,” “order TPN,” “suture removal / wound debridements,” “tac dosing”) and you realize you’re on vacation. 

toptumbles:

Boots and treats

can’t get enough of this

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